Please take your Hillbilly lifestyle to your next place to live. 

This is not an asset to the property, and your behavior makes you look silly. And makes the City look like a ghetto. We will ask you kindly to remove and take care of the problem. A sofa was made for living rooms and family rooms. Not under trees or any where outside of the apt. or home. If you do not follow through, it's best to start looking for a different place to live.

We will charge you $100.00 per hour with our documented time with min. $100.00 fee. It usually takes us 1-3 hours, including communications to you to correct the behavior.